[Barbi]

I was recently sent a customer service evaluation e-mail by HP and they asked me about my last phone call experience with them. It speaks for itself:

On a scale from 0 to 10 you rated your most recent service experience (phone support) overall as: 0. Why do you say that?


Because the incompetent foreign bitch (Angela or something was her name) in your low-life thirld-world call center outsourced to India had no fucking idea about how to restore Windows Media Player 11 onto my computer. (This is after another Indian idiot of yours earlier had gone ahead and deleted it from my computer when I gave control over to him.) This bitch was absolutely clueless and instead of saying so, she was just fishing around on the Internet trying to find a free download for my Windows Vista Home Premium system. I kept repeating to her that I had already tried everything she was looking at but she just kept on doing her own thing, not responding at all, her English language skills absolutely horrendous, she needs to fucking learn to speak English first, not to mention the lame-ass thick foreign accent all these Indian or Philippino reps have, they all sound like the gypsies that come to the U.S. from Guyana and get government grants here in upstate New York. In the end she started playing dumb, pretending not to hear me and she kept saying “Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?”, thinking that I didn’t know she was just pretending and trying to buy time. I just hung up on her because she was pissing me off and ruining my day.

Where do you get these fucking retards, you people??? You have the nerve to brag about providing excellent customer service when you outsource all your call center jobs to these underdeveloped countries taking jobs away from Americans and the end result is a bunch of untrained babbling robots speaking Gibberish. Yeah, I know, you only have to pay them 3 bucks an hour and being a multinational company and the beneficiary of globalism, you don’t have to pay any tax to the governments of these thirld-world countries because the U.S. Federal Government has bribed them for you. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT YOUR LOUSY CUSTOMER SERVICE, ALL YOU COMPLACENT, DELUSIONAL, SELF-PRAISING, LYING FUCKS AT HP CORPORATE???? You should be totally ashamed of yourselves and just go out of business. GO OUT OF BUSINESS!!!