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Santa's speed? It must be gas
Scientists explain how Santa Claus zips around the world on Christmas Eve depositing presents without breaking the laws of physics.
BY SETH BORENSTEIN
sborenstein@krwashington.com
WASHINGTON - Scientists think they have figured out how Santa Claus does it.
Santa can zip around the world at a speed that, according to Einstein's theory of relativity, should turn Rudolph's nose a blurry blue or warp time and space.
Scientists calculate that the jolly old elf may be aided by computer-generated trip-planners, antennas to read children's brain waves and nanotechnology that can make toys from cookies or dirt.
His reindeer may indeed be able to fly, powered by simple, yet prodigious, jetlike flatulence.
For the past several years, a handful of holiday-hearted physicists, engineers and biologists has theorized as to just how Kris Kringle performs his yearly Christmas miracle while obeying the laws of physics. They've come up with different explanations for how fast Santa moves, how his reindeer fly, how Santa fits down chimneys and how he makes presents.
Larry Silverberg, a professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering at North Carolina State University, came up with the most detailed answer to an engineering challenge ``that seems almost impossible.''
The key to Santa's travel is what Silverberg calls ''a relativity cloud,'' in which Santa learned how to bend time, space and light -- essentially making clocks run much slower for him than for the rest of us.
This enables Santa to travel to more than 75 million homes in 24 hours that feel like six months to Santa.
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