Windows 666

[blizey]

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates -- you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell." Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision.

So God takes Bill Gates down the Hell. Where there are beautiful, nubile, bikini models, perfect weather, free drinks, and eternal happiness. "That doesn't seem so bad," says Gates. "Lets see Heaven now." God and Gates go to Heaven, which seems to be just a bunch of old, crusty angles flying around and sitting on a few clouds. "I've made my decision," says Gates. "I choose Hell."

Six months later, God goes down to Hell to check on him and finds him hanging above a pit of fire with harpies tearing out his intestines. "What happened to all the bikini models and the sun and fun?" Gates screams. "Oh, that," says God, "That was just the screensaver."

[snowmonkey]

Good One, blizey I thought it would have a different ending. Thank You, It is nice to start the day with good laughter.


cheers

[blizey]

An engineer, a manager and a programmer

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.

The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."

The engineer said, "No that would take too long, besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."

The programmer said, "I think your both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

[pseudo5124]

another good one , I dont find many things too funny but those two jokes where quite good and i had a bit of chuckle thanx

[timekeeper]

lol good ones, actually laughed out loud lol. Good the end a long day with a laugh lol.