Girls Poem :-D

[Kimmetje2004]

Girl Poem

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any,
shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face,
Not at my chest!

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?!

Hehehehehe!!!!!

[Ren]

Good poem kim!! I like your little jumping guys!

[Jazz]

Nice one, Kim......*LMAO***

[GiggleBug0313]

That was really cute.....the bouncy guyz rock my sox!!!

[Sanity Clause]

Nice Girl's poem - a few details need amended though...

Girly Poem

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I learned to get my way
Up on Daddy's knee.

Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
The attention I get,
Is mine without question.

Can talk to my friends,
About the size of my ass.
It's as big a planet,
A sizable mass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
And yes, it takes long.
Painted face, powdered ass
And a hell of a pong.

I don't drive in circles,
At any cost.
There's a map in the glovebox
And that's why I'm lost.

I never forget,
An important date.
You can hang around forever, dear
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
With lots of gore.
If there's no breeding involved
Why, that's just a bore.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
My smiles may be fake
But don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
"Oh dear, I can't afford her."
One things for sure,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
The price of my love
Is yours to invest.

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
(You don't say)
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
(You always were better at that than I)
I am a WOMAN,
If anybody cares!

[Ren]

It's nice to see some new people around here!

[chopper_man2001]

Originally Posted by Ren

Good poem kim!! I like your little jumping guys!

THAT WAS GOOD KIM KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LOL

[animefreak]

that was an interesting peom it was so.... where did u get the idea????????