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If you're gonna pull a prank think it through really carefully so it can't be traced back to you. And nothing that will actually harm her. So no thumb tacks on her chair. It's cheesy and it can hurt her. Pain will equal greater revenge and you don't want that.
A stink bomb resting gently underneath the leg of her chair would be cool, she sits down, the bomb pops and whumph she's sitting in a cloud of rotten eggs. They'll have to evacuate the class room! Hello free period!
Of course then there'll be the usual "Who was responsible thing." So you'll have to make sure no one sees you do it because your class mates may not have any honour and will happily rat you out. Do it before class when the room is empty and then get the heck out, or don't do it at all.
If you can get to the staff supply of tea bags or sugar cubes you can put some joke ones in. Joke tea bags and sugarcubes are amusing and harmless. Make sure no one sees you do it or you could be in trouble, they don't know it's harmless and for all they know you could be trying to poison someone.
Swap the white board marker for a permanent marker. That'll annoy the heck out of her. If she still uses chalk, see if you can swap her chalks for something that isn't chalk but looks like it. Candy sticks perhaps?
Remember not to do anything that will physically damage her or her property or clothing. That'll just make her mad.
Admit to nothing. Even if they think it was you and take you to the headteacher's office, look you in the eye and say "We think it was you, why don't you just come clean and admit it." DO NOT admit it. They don't have any actual proof and they are trying to intimidate you into giving a confession to save them so much trouble. If they don't have any proof, admit NOTHING, ever!! They won't be able to punish you without a confession or proof and they'll have to let you go.
Go now. Have some fun...
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