Cats are smarter than dogs.

[PeckerWood]

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

[rippled nipple]

no way are cats smarter than dogs
i have both and see the difference

[PeckerWood]

Originally Posted by rippled nipple

no way are cats smarter than dogs
i have both and see the difference

You don't have my cat.......

[unmaskedluke]

i think that was juz a joke

[rippled nipple]

Originally Posted by PeckerWood

You don't have my cat.......

i realise that champ

i just find that cats are much harder to train and less likely to please than a dog would.

everytime i throw a stick for the cat she just looks at me then licks herself lol

the dog ,however, will get the stick first then lick himself

[davedarkstar2]

thats because dogs will go get the stick 100 times which shows you how stupid they are, a cat however is a chilled out creature and wouldnt dream of lowering its self,when you throw a stick for a cat it looks at it a says to its self, get the f*%kin thing your self d%$k head, i rest my case.

[rippled nipple]

Originally Posted by davedarkstar2

thats because dogs will go get the stick 100 times which shows you how stupid they are, a cat however is a chilled out creature and wouldnt dream of lowering its self,when you throw a stick for a cat it looks at it a says to its self, get the f*%kin thing your self d%$k head, i rest my case.

wow you can read cats minds....you should be on tele mr copperfield

[davedarkstar2]

fool,didnt you know cats can talk too,he he.

[rippled nipple]

Originally Posted by davedarkstar2

fool,didnt you know cats can talk too,he he.

So i am a fool now

i didnt come here to be abused nor to be called names so ya can shove this where the sun dont shine ya tacky welshman

[davedarkstar2]

Originally Posted by davedarkstar2

fool,didnt you know cats can talk too,he he.

look again ausie,you can see (he he) at the end of my post, that means i was kiddin,get real man.

[rippled nipple]

Originally Posted by davedarkstar2

look again ausie,you can see (he he) at the end of my post, that means i was kiddin,get real man.

Mr Ausie to you (hehehe) <<<<oh you mean them....lol well i wasnt kidding

and btw relax mannnnn i know the score, remember i am the laid back aussie and not a leek eater

i know its all in fun ok champ

[rippled nipple]

Originally Posted by davedarkstar2

thats because dogs will go get the stick 100 times which shows you how stupid they are, a cat however is a chilled out creature and wouldnt dream of lowering its self,when you throw a stick for a cat it looks at it a says to its self, get the f*%kin thing your self d%$k head, i rest my case.

Besides, isnt that a quote from the show "Red Dwarf" by the cat character?

anyway i didnt mean to upset you dave and i appoligise if i did

[rippled nipple]

Originally Posted by PeckerWood

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

sorry for flooding this forum but i got this dog and cat diary that i thought might be interesting to some

> >As seen in a dog's diary:
> >
> >7 am - Oh boy! A walk!My favourite!
> >
> >8 am - Oh boy! Dog food!My favourite!
> >
> >9 am
>- Oh boy! The kids!My favourite!
> >
> >Noon -Oh boy! Theyard!My favourite!
> >
> >2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride!My favourite!
> >
> >3 pm - Oh boy! The kids!My favourite!
> >
> >4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball!My favourite!
> >
> >6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum!My favourite!
> >
> >7 pm
>- Oh boy! Welcome home Dad!My favourite!
> >
> >8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food!My favourite!
> >
> >9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch!My favourite!
> >
> >11pm -Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed!My favourite!
> >
> >As seen in a cat's diary:
> >
> >Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with
> >bizarre
> >little dangling objects.
> >
> >They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
> >
> >The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
>mild
> >satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.
> >
> >Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
> >
> >Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
> >they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the
> >stairs.
> >
> >In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
> >again
> >induced myself tovomit on their favourite chair.I must remember to
> >try this on their bed.
> >
> >Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt
> >to
> >make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in
> >their hearts.They only cooed and condescended about what a good
> >little
> >cat I was.Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...
> >
> >There was
>somesort of gathering of their accomplices.I was placed
> >in
> >solitary throughout the event.However, I could hear the noise and
> >smell thefood.More important, I overheard that my confinement was
> >due to my powersof inducing "allergies."I must learn what this is
> >and how I may use it to my advantage.
> >
> >I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
> >dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.He is
> >obviously a half-wit.
> >
> >The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks
> >with
> >them regularly.I am certain he reports my every move.Due to his
> >current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have
> >patience,
>I can wait, it is only a matter oftime...
> >
> >kind regards.........Rambo Pussy