Free or share ware needed

[James122111]

I need some sort of software i can put on a flash drive plug into another computer load it up and have it take screen shots log keys or record what the web cam sees invisibly and then when i plug the usb in again it just sends everything to it and then i take it away with me

is there such a thing possible

with the webcam i mean record what it sees when when they turn it on not all the time

i would like something that will not give me 1,000,000 viruses and kill my computer

thanks

ps this is for the greater good not for stealing money or anything

[TheFrog]

Sounds very dodgy to me.