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Computer Abbreviations
By  Super Admin  | Published  03/31/2005 | Jokes | Rating:
Computer Abbreviations
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System Can't See It
DOS: Defective Operating System
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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    send my the archive to this mail...davidarias777@msn.com I thank to you
     
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    V.Funny
     
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    Wells Is Gay
     
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    My name is Michael I like cheese
     
  • Comment #5 (Posted by Wells)
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    Wells is my Mum
     
  • Comment #6 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Funny
     
  • Comment #7 (Posted by Wells)
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    we love computing by wells
     
  • Comment #8 (Posted by Aladair Wells)
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    This is cool Dude
     
  • Comment #9 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    I've found it crap
     
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    IM A FUCKING TEEN
     
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    Just useless
     
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    they r stupid ones not wat i wont like thx=thankyou not a good site
     
  • Comment #13 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Increadibly funny!!!
     
  • Comment #14 (Posted by Groovy)
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    the only thing worse then computer dorks is a computer dork, thinking that they are funny! their humor is nearly always a waste of time, just like me typing this... =P
     
  • Comment #15 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    make other company does not sound good and ur lyke a winner
     
  • Comment #16 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    i laughed so hard while reading my cheeks hurt!
     
  • Comment #17 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    LOL! its true! What about Linux? Linux is now unappropite (with) XXX :p Thjats all i can make up
     
  • Comment #18 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Exceedingly Funny! AMIGA is true as well!
     
  • Comment #19 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    quite clever and entertaining, thanks
     
  • Comment #20 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Spot on , especially regarding Windows!
     
  • Comment #21 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    funny IBM is the best
     
  • Comment #22 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    I found it to easy to work out and I aready knew it .please fine something else more interesting.even my son knows a lot about computers and knows that he is in year 11.
     
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    It should have mr goodness
     
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    not impressive
     
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    all are wrong
     
  • Comment #26 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    send such types of cracks on my email...monaliza_gomez2010@yahoo.com its a real fun..neways thanks
     
  • Comment #27 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    it not not true as stated above.
     
  • Comment #28 (Posted by Don)
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    lolz what fool attempt u'have made.its far better to consume time on something useful than............
     
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    1 2 3 4 5 Poor
     
  • Comment #30 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    hahaha
     
  • Comment #31 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    IS THIS SOME KIND A JOKE??????
     
  • Comment #32 (Posted by Donald)
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    Missed an abbreviation - VISTA! V - Viruses...I - Intruders...S - Spyware...T - Trojans...A - Adware
     
  • Comment #33 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    computer
     
  • Comment #34 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    IM MEAN LIKE LOL AND XD
     
  • Comment #35 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Wonderful
     
  • Comment #36 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    still we expect more
     
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    BASIC IBM CD-ROM WWW MACINTOSH PENTIUM WINDOWS & the best for the last MICROSOFT were the BEESSTT!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
     
  • Comment #38 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    dude!this is just damn good!what a sense of humour.
     
  • Comment #39 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Hilarious !! Must mail this to atleast 10 people. Get some more ready.
     
  • Comment #40 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    cool!
     
  • Comment #41 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    great
     
  • Comment #42 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    COMPUTER ABBREVATION MEANS
     
  • Comment #43 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    its too coolll n funny
     
  • Comment #44 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    all wrong
     
  • Comment #45 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    MOB
     
  • Comment #46 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    cause i love computers!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  • Comment #47 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Nostly Wrong answers Eg WWW,COBOL,RAM
     
  • Comment #48 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    because its a good website
     
  • Comment #49 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    We need more
     
  • Comment #50 (Posted by lari)
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    not quite interesting but really nice i learnt more and pls add more
     
  • Comment #51 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    vvvery ffffuny !!!!!!!
     
  • Comment #52 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    very cul dude
     
  • Comment #53 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Very Beautifull
     
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