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Computer Abbreviations
By  Super Admin  | Published  03/31/2005 | Jokes | Rating:
Computer Abbreviations

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System Can't See It
DOS: Defective Operating System
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
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  • Comment #1 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    send my the archive to this mail...davidarias777@msn.com I thank to you
     
  • Comment #2 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    V.Funny
     
  • Comment #3 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Wells Is Gay
     
  • Comment #4 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    My name is Michael I like cheese
     
  • Comment #5 (Posted by Wells)
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    Wells is my Mum
     
  • Comment #6 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Funny
     
  • Comment #7 (Posted by Wells)
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    we love computing by wells
     
  • Comment #8 (Posted by Aladair Wells)
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    This is cool Dude
     
  • Comment #9 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    I've found it crap
     
  • Comment #10 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    IM A FUCKING TEEN
     
  • Comment #11 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Just useless
     
  • Comment #12 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    they r stupid ones not wat i wont like thx=thankyou not a good site
     
  • Comment #13 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Increadibly funny!!!
     
  • Comment #14 (Posted by Groovy)
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    the only thing worse then computer dorks is a computer dork, thinking that they are funny! their humor is nearly always a waste of time, just like me typing this... =P
     
  • Comment #15 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    make other company does not sound good and ur lyke a winner
     
  • Comment #16 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    i laughed so hard while reading my cheeks hurt!
     
  • Comment #17 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    LOL! its true! What about Linux? Linux is now unappropite (with) XXX :p Thjats all i can make up
     
  • Comment #18 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Exceedingly Funny! AMIGA is true as well!
     
  • Comment #19 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    quite clever and entertaining, thanks
     
  • Comment #20 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Spot on , especially regarding Windows!
     
  • Comment #21 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    funny IBM is the best
     
  • Comment #22 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    I found it to easy to work out and I aready knew it .please fine something else more interesting.even my son knows a lot about computers and knows that he is in year 11.
     
  • Comment #23 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    It should have mr goodness
     
  • Comment #24 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    not impressive
     
  • Comment #25 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    send such types of cracks on my email...monaliza_gomez2010@yahoo.com its a real fun..neways thanks
     
  • Comment #26 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    it not not true as stated above.
     
  • Comment #27 (Posted by Don)
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    lolz what fool attempt u'have made.its far better to consume time on something useful than............
     
  • Comment #28 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    1 2 3 4 5 Poor
     
  • Comment #29 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    IS THIS SOME KIND A JOKE??????
     
  • Comment #30 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    computer
     
  • Comment #31 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    IM MEAN LIKE LOL AND XD
     
  • Comment #32 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    BASIC IBM CD-ROM WWW MACINTOSH PENTIUM WINDOWS & the best for the last MICROSOFT were the BEESSTT!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D
     
  • Comment #33 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    Hilarious !! Must mail this to atleast 10 people. Get some more ready.
     
  • Comment #34 (Posted by an unknown user)
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    MOB
     
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